Where our wines are as unpredictable as our personalities.
Our wines are carefully crafted with a dash of chaos and a pinch of madness.
Try our special of the month: the '69 Bother, a wine so bold, it'll make you question your life choices.
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1/5: A wine so bad, it'll make you question the very fabric of reality.
2/5: A wine so average, it'll make you yawn.
3/5: A wine that's just...fine.
4/5: A wine that's actually quite good, but not as good as you thought it'd be.
5/5: A wine so divine, it'll make you wonder if you're in a wine-induced coma.